Google Gulp

Back in the Google Labs, early DNA sequencing and protein synthesis revealed that the compound – informally dubbed Ursa Major within the Googleplex – had certain remarkable biochemical capabilities.

At any rate, you should be aware that by popping the seal on the twist-off Gulp cap, you send a wireless signal to Google's servers indicating your irrevocable acceptance of the Google Gulp Terms and Conditions, which do include the possibility, however remote, of hideous genetic mutation resulting from your consumption of this product. We're pretty sure you won't die, though.

Well I'm four days late, but here is the hilarious Google Gulp. Google Gulp is a ground-breaking new drink, that rearranges your DNA structure (or something like that) to make you more intelligent, and less thirsty. It comes in four fabulous flavours; Glutamate Grape, Sugar-free Radical, Beta Carroty and Sero-tonic Water. They all make it easier to process information that you find on Google. It works in a very complicated manner; amongst other methods, it limits the activity of the enzyme monoamine oxidase, plus Auto-Drink reconfigures your genetic profile's molecular composition on the fly, and subtly alters your brain's intricate mosaic of axonial patterns. Check out the Privacy Notice!
Other April Fools' Day stories:

• UN Decides to Shut Down Internet Permanently
• Google Keyhole Satellite
• Spamusement Banners (very funny!)
• World of Wordcraft
• Steve Jobs Joins Ikea
• Google Firefox

An incredibly big list of internet April Fools' Jokes can be found at http://urgo.org/aprilfools.html.

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